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immigrant family have truly assimilated once they buy a tesla

is a scissor statement when two women proclaim they love each other very much?

Gonna make a P.G. Movie but really it stands for “Pretty Graphic”

man I love it when extended family emotionally manipulates you into going on trips just because they can’t

infinite jest is literally just an encyclopedia of how wireheading can fuck up already fucked up people

started IFS meditation no longer have to rely on 15 mg of melatonin to fall asleep this shit hype

we reallly reaching at 4:45 to get that Donda merch

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holy shit we going to the Donda listening party

fuck it gonna follow people just to make the TL look pretty

has anyone ever used twitter threads as Jupyter cells? Never used twitter api seems like a first fun project

I don’t wanna be a friendly ambitious nerd I wanna be a thotilicious ambitious nerd

I finally tried weed for the first time I really don’t get the hype tbh, didn’t enjoy the experience at all

So far been browsing through urban outfitters, pacsun, and some vintage catalogues I’ve bought from before

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looking to update my wardrobe myself, I have so much fucking vineyards vines because I was lazy and mom bought everything and I hate it. Going for a Wes Anderson Indie aesthetic. What are some good websites/stores?

Imagine going back to 2012 and showing someone this
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RT @connpost
A complaint filed by the families’ lawyers in Connecticut Superior Court says “There is no possible reasonable explanation for this conduct.”

One of the images appears to depict a minion illustrated as filet mignon — with the caption “filet minion.”
twitter.com/connpost/status/14

never listening to a Joscha Bach podcast for a while it literally consumes my whole day, probably one of the few people I have to keep on 0.5 speed

Giving my high school self this if I go back in time
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RT @waitbutwhy
Cherish your Q1 friends
twitter.com/waitbutwhy/status/

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