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RT @dril
Your replies have been simply Fire. Love the energy but please do keep any talk of boiling me alive to a minimum as that is against the law

RT @SLIMELEVEL
this phil elverum panel is still one of my fav jokes of all time

RT @EricRichards22
Frog bodybuilders and anime avatars ahead of the curve for the 4875th time twitter.com/vigilantfox/status

RT @jurassicpatek
sometimes you just gotta thank god you’re gay cus it really could’ve been this:

It’s like the stone toss comic except instead of burgers and homoeroticism it’s COVID-19 policy and the plans for implementing Auschwitz
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RT @ElectionWiz
Atlantic writer David Frum calls for hospitals to 'quietly' 'serve the unvaccinated last'

thepostmillennial.com/atlantic
twitter.com/ElectionWiz/status

RT @kerpen
Fire the unvaccinated nurses to create a hospital capacity crisis, then refuse to treat unvaccinated patients. What a plan. twitter.com/ElectionWiz/status

RT @iamhannahvogel
Everyone wants to complain about our lack of community in modern life but then refuse to do basic friendship stuff.

Relationships that last require helping each other. It's not JUST fun. Help them move, or pick them up from the airport. Real community is built in the mundane. twitter.com/sweatystartup/stat

RT @AlpacaAurelius
Labcorp has been lowering their standard reference range for testosterone since the average man has declining levels.

RT @Ter0me
18 years ago today French Montana captured Saddam Hussein

RT @IRHotTakes
I am willing to buy Putin every Paradox game on Steam plus all the DLC in the name of world peace if it would satisfy his map coloring addiction. twitter.com/tassagency_en/stat

RT @valor_zhang
every once in a while i cosplay and put on my interviewee suit and pretend that i love to be in corporate america

RT @EllieAsksWhy
"Nancy Pelosi feels a chill so the entire country needs to wear a sweater".
Addiction: More people have died of overdoses than car crashes or firearms. This primarily afflicts "the young" i.e. under 40 years old. Suicides among 18 yr old females up 50%. All since? Yes, COVID-19

RT @im_mender_
@SAMOYEDWAVE Girls born after the Twenty-second Dynasty can't cook, all they know is combination of bird and forearm, pool with lotus flowers, Egyptian vulture, lasso, Egyptian vulture, pool with lotus flowers, Egyptian vulture, vertical throw stick, man whose head is hit with axe, and lie

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