Alexander Nicholi 🧧 @alex@schelling.pt

RT @Tempepelar
I know that I know nothing

RT @SLIMELEVEL
this phil elverum panel is still one of my fav jokes of all time

RT @EricRichards22
Frog bodybuilders and anime avatars ahead of the curve for the 4875th time https://twitter.com/vigilantfox/status/1470455120513142792

RT @jkass99
When you notice the rent in your neighborhood slowly start to creep up https://twitter.com/TaskandPurpose/status/1470550643060486146

RT @jurassicpatek
sometimes you just gotta thank god you’re gay cus it really could’ve been this:

RT @kerpen
Fire the unvaccinated nurses to create a hospital capacity crisis, then refuse to treat unvaccinated patients. What a plan. https://twitter.com/ElectionWiz/status/1470427255285374991

RT @iamhannahvogel
Everyone wants to complain about our lack of community in modern life but then refuse to do basic friendship stuff.

Relationships that last require helping each other. It's not JUST fun. Help them move, or pick them up from the airport. Real community is built in the mundane. https://twitter.com/sweatystartup/status/1470520080454897665

RT @AlpacaAurelius
Labcorp has been lowering their standard reference range for testosterone since the average man has declining levels.

RT @Ter0me
18 years ago today French Montana captured Saddam Hussein

RT @Nd172557208
Please tell me this is real https://twitter.com/rt_com/status/1470566710373584896

RT @vid1917
“No one is saying masks forever” https://twitter.com/MegNumbers/status/1470051092759253007

RT @myunclesmemes
Cultural differences explained

RT @timjhogan
sending my own tweet to the group chat

RT @IRHotTakes
I am willing to buy Putin every Paradox game on Steam plus all the DLC in the name of world peace if it would satisfy his map coloring addiction. https://twitter.com/tassagency_en/status/1470038327122354176

RT @Cannibal

RT @valor_zhang
every once in a while i cosplay and put on my interviewee suit and pretend that i love to be in corporate america

RT @EllieAsksWhy
"Nancy Pelosi feels a chill so the entire country needs to wear a sweater".
Addiction: More people have died of overdoses than car crashes or firearms. This primarily afflicts "the young" i.e. under 40 years old. Suicides among 18 yr old females up 50%. All since? Yes, COVID-19

RT @im_mender_
@SAMOYEDWAVE Girls born after the Twenty-second Dynasty can't cook, all they know is combination of bird and forearm, pool with lotus flowers, Egyptian vulture, lasso, Egyptian vulture, pool with lotus flowers, Egyptian vulture, vertical throw stick, man whose head is hit with axe, and lie

RT @SAMOYEDWAVE
ever notice how girls from Memphis are always like "man sitting with hands raised, bird, king with scepter, bird, noble on chair, monkey, bird, man bowing" but girls from Waset are like "bird, man bowing, goat, man standing with both hands raised, woman giving birth, goat" lmao