rice is best carb

age-old tribal sentiment runs deep with this one

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RT @captain_mrs
rice is the best

I wanna fight someone
https://twitter.com/captain_mrs/status/1336588179701460993

scrambled eggs are one of the best egg types and people who don't agree with this don't know how to cook eggs and blame the eggs for it (heresy)

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RT @EggProphet
why are scrambled eggs bad so often
https://twitter.com/EggProphet/status/1336343580823220231

finally the hill I will die on: green vegetables are bad, I can taste the chlorophyll and it makes me want to puke

I probably will actually die bcs of this one but it's almost fine because at least I won't have to eat vegetables

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RT @EggProphet
and yet none of these are good https://twitter.com/merrittk/status/1348019320299933703
https://twitter.com/EggProphet/status/1348086045485760513

I have no words for this one

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RT @itsLuciKeller
@collinofzion oreos + water

big dairy wants you to believe you need milk, but it's a farce
https://twitter.com/itsLuciKeller/status/1334151676886970368

@amir you just dont know how to cook them or have never eaten them fresh

@amir what’s the deep lore on proper scrambled eggs? 🥚

@TetraspaceGrouping @amir this old-school Italian panini shop near me makes the best scrambled eggs I've ever had in my life and I'm pretty sure they're so good because they add butter to them

@pareinoia @TetraspaceGrouping yeap, good technique and lots of butter I think

the French have an elaborate method of cooking the eggs in low heat over a water bath with super soft curds, the American way is quick and dirty over high heat making large curtains of egg

I prefer medium curds over medium heat - best of both worlds!

@amir @pareinoia @TetraspaceGrouping you can also toss in some vegetables, meat, cheese, and/or spices

i prefer spinach+cheddar+garam masala myself, but there are other ways to do it

@amir but what about hot takes on cold food? 🤔🤔🤔