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A properly HUMAN human would of course be an educated adult man with leisure time, like Aristotle. And what is it that Aristotle does with his leisure time that makes him such an excellent example? Why, he REASONS. He moves from specific observations and general categories and back again. And of course since Aristotle's teacher wouldn't stop banging on about the neo-Pythagorean forms that supposedly make logical thinking possible, Aristotle integrated these forms into his understanding, too.

Cracking stuff, these animals. They have behavior! And behavior seems like a higher kind of capacity than the mere maturation that vegetable life has, because the animals also mature but they might mature in any number of positions, etc, with many more complex possibilities available to the animal.

The animal that stands above all the rest, however, is the human animal. But not just any human animal, because Aristotle might suspect that slaves, women, barbarians, and the disabled wouldn't count

So vegetable life has the potential for teleological maturation, and animals do too. But animals go one step beyond vegetable life because animals have action. An animal can be east of the river in the AM and west of the river in the PM. The pre-Socratics thought that this was quite a stumper for the definition of identity, but Aristotle's system seems especially geared to resolve this: the animal is neither a thing in the east nor a thing in the west, but is a thing with the POTENTIAL to move.

A vegetable also has the potential to develop in complexity and organization. Call this maturation. And the incredible thing about vegetable maturation is that they seem to mature according to kind. Aristotle never saw a carrot get confused and accidentally develop into an apple tree, so it seemed to the Aristotelians that these paths to maturity were stable, predictable, locked-in runways leading from present to future. Call this the "telos," or "goal" of development.

Aristotleans linked this to other observations about nature: humans seem to have lots of potential, whereas ducks seem to have less, and mossy rocks seem to have barely any potential at all. If you shave a man he's still a man, but if you shave a mossy rock it ceases to be a mossy rock.

So this leads us to the distinction between mineral, vegetable, animal, and rational potentials. A mineral really only has one potential, which is the potential to exist. While a vegetable also shares that...

Beneath the funny hat and the fake mustache we find that there is, in reality, a deeper potential beneath the immediate behavior. This is the essence of the thing: a kind of potential or capacity that holds together lower-order potentials and capacities.

If Socrates is a husband AND a teacher, that simply reveals that whatever Socrates is in essence must also include the capacity to teach and the capacity to couple. And so on with other examples.

Aristotle's solution for this kind of thing is to introduce the idea of potential: the deer might eat grass, to be sure, but the deer might also survive on grain, apples, and the rest. The essential deer-ness of the deer has something to do with a deeper potential to transform deer snacks into fully functional deer. This has a more general application, too. Aristotle got to respond to the question of identity writ large by insisting that even when some identifiable whozit acts unusually...

Rationally, then, where does the deer end and the grass begin? Many contemporary philosophers are happy to let this land as a nice spot of ecological woo-woo and feel all wooly-headed. Likewise, both of the non-Aristotelian crews I referenced would be happy to assert that there was really no deer and no grass in the first place, and we draw pragmatic distinctions between grass and deer as it suits our purposes. Not Aristotle, however. Let us cleave the deer from the grass!

Aristotle's "De Anima" was all about creating a third option for analyzing natural phenomena that didn't rely on either the sophists / pyrrhonists slipperiness or any kind of metaphysical essentialism. This breezy pluralism is what has proven attractive to many people even since we've learned that the atomist metaphysicians were, in fact, correct all along.
One of the standard challenges to the definition of any living thing would be eating: a deer, say, survives by eating grass. ...

(He was supposed to have written his dissertation about Shelley, author of "Ozymandias," but got the two Romantic poets confused and considered it his gentlemanly honor to complete the project once endeavored. The unpublished manuscript occupies three feet of shelf space in the St. Hudibras College Library.)

Both Russell and Keynes recorded nightmares where G.R. Professorson reached inside their mouths and pulled their tongues out. Professorson once won an argument about inductive inference by killing a Spaniard, but also got out of service in the Great War as a conscientious objector. He received tenure during this time for his notes on a dissertation towards a Prolegomenon on the Egyptology of Keats.

G.R. Professorson -- born 1899 inside the women's waiting room of the library of St. Hudibras' College, Cambridge; died in his office as Sir Thopas Chair, Oxford, 2002; best friend of TS Eliot and JBS Haldane; first man in England to ever be found not guilty by reason of insanity for the crime of atheism; bisexual libertine and suspected father of at least 2 Fields Medalists; linguist, lawyer, geometer, alchemist; -- his only published work is *Why Are There Still Snails in My Garden?* (1953).

I love this lil video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ptFnIj71SM

WHICH WAY, NON-COMMIE?

@makeworld Hearing about this for the first time!

@taalumot Incredibly relatable. I had just gone 2 months without a drop but this week I'm guzzling multiple cups a day.

@CozyLife Fuck off

The film also does an excellent job pointing at the gap between propaganda and reality.
When the President would recite pablum over the radio about "I pledge allegiance to the American flag," I was reminded of the stupid goddamn bullshit I had to listen to about how "we're all in this together."