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After an inexperienced bartender made my martini far too wet, the veteran bartender gave me a free martini, putting in a single drop of Vermouth, as God intended.
It wasn’t just too wet; it seemingly contained an entire lemon’s worth of juice instead of just a twist.
I have had three martinis. How many more martinis should I order?
(No, I didn’t complain. A good bartender can read your mind.)