Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt

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RT @Joshua_Ariza
what was your car in high school

this was mine https://t.co/bj7ljWZaCe
https://twitter.com/Joshua_Ariza/status/1350125764415426560

Jeff Bezos is so rich he could buy everyone in America a pair of 1879 Levi’s and still have enough money left to buy a single Visvim sock.
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RT @marinamaral2
Oldest surviving pair of Levis jeans, 1879.
Found in a goldmine 136 years later.
https://twitter.com/marinamaral2/status/1331537977437286400

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RT @JuddLegum
UPDATE: In an internal memo obtained by http://popular.info, @pfizer says it will not donate "to any of the 147 Members of Congress who voted against certifying the Electoral College results" for at least 6 months

https://popular.info/p/three-major-corporations-say-they https://t.co/RmGvjtYIk7
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1350252428315283461

Daily posts on the r/seashanties subreddit

Justice Clapback will be Biden’s first nomination to the expanded Supreme Court.
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RT @TweetBenMax
This is happening tonight
https://twitter.com/TweetBenMax/status/1350209330767925251

My “Cleared By the FBI” shirt has the FBI asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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RT @pwnallthethings
Its me, I am dead. I am tweeting this while dead.
https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/1350194004764327937

Ok which one of you assholes is pretending to be me on ⁦@joinClubhouse⁩?

I should get a giant chest tattoo of a car crushed into a cube.
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RT @nypost
Ashli Babbitt, Air Force vet killed at Capitol, was in a 'throuple': reports https://trib.al/Da9sRYo
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1349822795031728130

name a more iconic duo

Very relatable
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RT @elonmusk

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1349466269121179653

RIP Dr Bornstein
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RT @ejenk
gonna tell my kids this was Trump’s doctor
https://twitter.com/ejenk/status/1197690218943520769

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RT @TaylorLorenz
Andrew Yang says that as mayor he wants to bring TikTok Hype Houses to NYC https://www.yangforny.com/policies/culture-society-and-nightlife/ https://t.co/F2RPMIKzaZ
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1349539337973727233

I don’t know if it’s intentional, but the AirPods Max hold mask straps really well.

4/4 of the impeachments in American history

Saffron is the only person who actually likes the AirPods Max case. It’s tasty.

Sage has made her choice.

Choose your fighter

New cans!

Lauden Boebert

Weird, with the mask on, this guy looks just like Julian Castro.