Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt

I am an elderly man with disgustingly thick toenails

more like cowboy womp womp amirite?
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RT @Nibellion
Netflix has cancelled Cowboy Bebop after one season

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/cowboy-bebop-canceled-netflix-1235060256/
https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1469082839882862599

Imagine going to federal prison for using toilet bowl cleaner wrong

My Body is ready

Can’t believe it took them 5 years to make Hillary Clinton fanfic real.
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RT @HillaryClinton
I’m excited to invite you to join my new @MasterClass.

I’ll be teaching the skills I developed throughout my career—the challenges, the triumphs, and all the rest.

I hope these lessons will help you chart your own path with passion and purpose. https://mstr.cl/303WrlA
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1468641119252758530

Got kicked off Twitter for speaking truth to power.

Heading into the office for the first time in 10 months.

Best item by far in Biden’s Oval Office is this bust of Dukakis.

Also explains why he chose Mayo Pete for his cabinet.
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RT @davidmcw
Just saw this.......no words!
https://twitter.com/davidmcw/status/1351995876114264064

Nothing but respect for MY 1776 report

Are the omnivores ok?
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RT @CathJSweeney
There are a lot of reasons I’ve considered leaving Facebook but I just saw this and I think it’s the last straw
https://twitter.com/CathJSweeney/status/1351324871905714177

based af
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RT @carltonreid
Roads were not built for cars, says US transport secretary elect. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/pete-buttigieg-south-bend/2021/01/15/6bb014b2-55d5-11eb-a08b-f1381ef3d207_story.html
https://twitter.com/carltonreid/status/1350889562571223044

Eisenhower was worse than Alex Jones.
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RT @CillizzaCNN
Ben Sasse draws a line in the sand

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/01/conspiracy-theories-will-doom-republican-party/617707/
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/1350599990171889677

My baby is also named Elena Kagan.

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RT @WillRayValentin
Biden’s Cabinet - Random facts

1 - 32% went to Harvard 0.1% of US population went there

2 - 56% lawyers

3 - 88% have BAs

4 - 16% graduated from state schools vs 75% of US population
https://twitter.com/WillRayValentin/status/1350617056455090178