Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt

Who wore it better?

two times two

I’m just going to assume that the ingroup civil war is over the lack of vegan meals at vibecamp.

My not-quite-2-year-old twins are better at sharing than my two older girls. Is this because of twin telepathy, or are children naturally generous and selfishness is learned?

Does this seem right?

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POLL: How do you feel about Marx and seed oils?

POLL: How bad are seed oils?

What people think a centrist does: reads Hillary’s memoir and watches Colbert

What an actual centrist does:
reads Marx and watches anti-seed-oil videos

I like the composer’s encouragement that it is, in fact, possible to play this passage fortississimo.

“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No, Mx. Bond, I expect you to die.”
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RT @disclosetv
NEW - Future Bond could be "non-binary" and use the pronoun "they," Barbara Broccoli, 007's producer, has revealed.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1469979387445616647

I have had three martinis. How many more martinis should I order?

It wasn’t just too wet; it seemingly contained an entire lemon’s worth of juice instead of just a twist.

(No, I didn’t complain. A good bartender can read your mind.)

After an inexperienced bartender made my martini far too wet, the veteran bartender gave me a free martini, putting in a single drop of Vermouth, as God intended.

Thinking of becoming an iodized-salt-causes-infertility truther.

any1 in Chicago want 2 go out drinking 2night? hmu

Do Germans call stoners Steiners?

“Mein Führer... Steiner...”
“Steiner konnte nicht genügend Kräfte für einen Angriff massieren. Der Angriff Steiner ist nicht erfolgt.”
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RT @ThatEricAlper
Without saying the name, what's a movie that is instantly recognizable based on one quote?
https://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/1469728753760751619