Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt
Eating Chinese food* for Christmas
*plain white rice and mango smoothies
This Christmas the real Scrooges are NIMBYs who raked in record house price increases this year but deny newcomers a living space.
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RT @RBReich
This Christmas the real Scrooges are corporate executives who raked in record profits this year but deny workers a living wage and benefits.
https://twitter.com/RBReich/status/1474556757267529735
Merry Christmas to everyone except Santa’s least favorite elf, Robert Reich
As someone who is both Jewish and Terminally Online, I am torn between my religious obligation to eat Chinese food on Christmas and my religious obligation to avoid seed oils.
RT @ejenk
Just as the three wise men did on that night, this Christmas heralds a time to celebrate the good news of a new King.
I Saw Mommy Administering a Covid Test to Santa Claus
Chicks dig guys who live life dangerously, which is why I don’t check for stones in my lentils before cooking them.
When you can’t smell how much you reek, so you assume nobody else can, that’s Gell-Mann Anosmia.
Gell-Mann anosmia. Is this something?
Can’t get these scissors out of their packaging without a pair of scissors 🤔
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The 2022 version of the Japanese luck calendar came out… the closer the last four digits of your social security number is to the first rank, the luckier you are for next year
I’m 9,271 (oof) and I just want to know y’all’s ranking
The 2022 version of the Japanese luck calendar came out… the closer the last four digits of your social security number is to the first rank, the luckier you are for next year
I’m 9,271 (oof) and I just want to know y’all’s ranking
Laughing at masters degree holders who got scammed out of hundreds of thousands of dollars. As a PhD holder, I merely got scammed out of 6 years of my life.
Man, they’re really not pulling any punches at the White Supremacist House.
