Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt

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RIP Greta Thunberg 😢

I’ll be in Austin January 6–10. hmu if you want to hang out

lol

Vaccines this, lockdown that. Just don’t light any counterfeit candles and you’ll be fine.

Still can’t believe Amazon is letting sellers pass off unscented Covid candles as “Yankee Candles.”

Of course @lichess is better, but it doesn’t give you ads for headstones after you brutally destroy your opponent like @chesscom does.

Edward VII
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RT @AngloSouthern
Who was the last monarch that a member of your family was subject to?
https://twitter.com/AngloSouthern/status/1475285154847465473

Was browsing old issues of the New York Times and came across this TV listing. I don’t remember this episode.

Or I’ll just buy one of these and saw off the feet.

Thinking of making my own 26”-tall desk. Maybe I should Kickstarter it. This is a billion-dollar idea. Literally.

I am the same height as the average American woman, and there are literally no desks that fit me. Feminism has failed us.

How have we been working at home for close to 2 years and not a single manufacturer has started making desks for the 85% of people who are too short to use a standard 29” desk comfortably?

Maybe he was just saying “Let’s Go Brendan”

Let’s put the isthmus back in Christhmus

Also, Quincy, France.

As someone who has lived in both MA and IL, I am one of the very few people who can correctly pronounce both Quincy, MA, and Quincy, IL.

They refuse to even try the fried rice or General Tso’s tofu because they are dedicated seed oil avoiders.