Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt
Sending everyone I know at Twitter an email with the subject “Your Role at Twitter” on their personal account to freak them out.
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RT @alex_abads
everyone will get an e-mail by 9am PST but if you don't get an email in 8 hours please e-mail us back wtf lmao
https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1588365185563009024
POLL: Since there’s a clear winner here already, what day should my holiday party be?
POLL: If I host a holiday party, which weekend should it be?
when I die please don’t post screenshots of our dms
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RT @AndrewYang
RIP Bob Saget 🙏
https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1480343012471414784
Man, I was sure the Olsen twins would be the first Full House actors to die. What ever happened to predictability indeed?
The government deciding the correct price of goods has a name. It’s called communism.
Car prices are too low. The correct price of a car is $∞.
3) #BanCars
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RT @TheStalwart
Very interesting section from Biden's speech.
At ~35 second mark, he notes that car prices are too high and that there's two solutions:
1) Invest more, to bring more capacity to the sector
2) Make everyone poorer so demand goes down.
https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1479528615389847557
Under communism you will not have to leave the hot tub every ten minutes to turn the jets back on
Reading Marx in the hot tub. This is the only acceptable way to read Marx.
Gotta make sure the pressure cooker industry stays afloat
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RT @GlennKesslerWP
It turns out Tom Cotton predicted correctly -- Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston bomber, did get a stimulus check. So we've adjusted the Pinocchio rating on this 2021 fact check. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/03/09/murderers-undocumented-immigrants-hyped-claims-about-whos-getting-stimulus-checks/?tid=ss_tw
https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1479234127891214349
RT @biskoaz
The first. https://twitter.com/ejenk/status/1252049453898399744
I am going to buy this
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RT @greenfieldjohn
🚨Early warning: A bobblehead of USDOT Secretary Pete Buttigieg will be released tomorrow on National Bobblehead Day (apparently that's a thing.)
(Snarky replies from anti-neoliberal folks in 3... 2... 1...)
https://twitter.com/greenfieldjohn/status/1479178428356116481
RT @ejenk
We went straight from Election Twitter to Insurrection Twitter. I think we’re going to need some Introspection Twitter.
