Show newer

how long do you have to live in philadelphia before you're allowed to say jawn

RT @dieworkwear
damn do you shop at the North American Aerospace Defense Command? cause your wardrobe has NORAD pieces

RT @bayeslord
I think one thing that learning what clinging feels like and how to work with it gets you is the ability to just like. laser straight to the core mental dynamics going on with any feelings/thoughts/etc you’re having

Then once you get there you can simply let go & feel better

does youtube philanthropy count as a “donation” if you use it to generate monetized content?

Show thread

if you’re mr beast, and you’re gonna buy $1mil worth of food to distribute to people on thanksgiving or whatever, is that a business expense? can you write that off? even though it’s directly contributing to channel views and ad revenue? can you write off purchasing commodities?

(twitter is going to be charging $150/mo for 500 API requests/mo starting early feb)

Show thread

as pathologic_bot counts down its final days, it’s messages feel more and more apt
---
RT @pathologic_bot
I won't fight you… They chose just the right weapon. Anyone else I would have led into a trap—but before you I stand meek and silent. Do what you have to do.
twitter.com/pathologic_bot/sta

the DMV and the eric andre show have the same policy. wear you down until you’re worthless, then eat you alive

me when i don’t wanna hang out: “oh sorry i can’t go, but please keep inviting me to things, i wanna hang out in general!”

also me when i’m asking someone to hang out: “if they say no for any reason, it will be an enormous burden on them if i ask them to hang out again”

someone PLEASE just tell me which sunscreen to purchase for my face

both are also true for the fawner
---
RT @wendell_britt
Once you develop an eye for it, self protective fawning is repulsive.

Before you can recognize it, it’s feels magical.
twitter.com/wendell_britt/stat

RT @SeanMombo
being ATHLETIC is literally FREE! you can MOVE YOUR BODY! you can BLEED and SWEAT and CRY! you can CONQUER YOURSELF and your ENVIRONMENT and OTHER PEOPLE! RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHSHZVSBSNASIHDHEVWWGWVEVRBRIFKFNEBEN

95% of phds _____ public works jobs and that’s a _____ thing

RT @metakuna
wow thanks for breaking that norm bro. yeah no we totally hadn't noticed that was possible and we're glad that we now have to have an explicit rule about it. you should try breaking another one

(i’m lying for the joke, i’m obsessed w the spider web and the looney tunes guy scares me)

Show thread

one is so delicate, beautiful, natural, evocative, part of what it means to be alive

and the other is a lousy spider web

Show thread
Show older
Mastodon

a Schelling point for those who seek one