cam @empathy2000@schelling.pt
corporate schell
Joined Dec 2022
how long do you have to live in philadelphia before you're allowed to say jawn
RT @dieworkwear
damn do you shop at the North American Aerospace Defense Command? cause your wardrobe has NORAD pieces
RT @bayeslord
I think one thing that learning what clinging feels like and how to work with it gets you is the ability to just like. laser straight to the core mental dynamics going on with any feelings/thoughts/etc you’re having
Then once you get there you can simply let go & feel better
does youtube philanthropy count as a “donation” if you use it to generate monetized content?
if you’re mr beast, and you’re gonna buy $1mil worth of food to distribute to people on thanksgiving or whatever, is that a business expense? can you write that off? even though it’s directly contributing to channel views and ad revenue? can you write off purchasing commodities?
(twitter is going to be charging $150/mo for 500 API requests/mo starting early feb)
as pathologic_bot counts down its final days, it’s messages feel more and more apt
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RT @pathologic_bot
I won't fight you… They chose just the right weapon. Anyone else I would have led into a trap—but before you I stand meek and silent. Do what you have to do.
https://twitter.com/pathologic_bot/status/1621029634715586560
the DMV and the eric andre show have the same policy. wear you down until you’re worthless, then eat you alive
we priv now
me when i don’t wanna hang out: “oh sorry i can’t go, but please keep inviting me to things, i wanna hang out in general!”
also me when i’m asking someone to hang out: “if they say no for any reason, it will be an enormous burden on them if i ask them to hang out again”
someone PLEASE just tell me which sunscreen to purchase for my face
both are also true for the fawner
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RT @wendell_britt
Once you develop an eye for it, self protective fawning is repulsive.
Before you can recognize it, it’s feels magical.
https://twitter.com/wendell_britt/status/1620444477440786434
RT @SeanMombo
being ATHLETIC is literally FREE! you can MOVE YOUR BODY! you can BLEED and SWEAT and CRY! you can CONQUER YOURSELF and your ENVIRONMENT and OTHER PEOPLE! RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHSHZVSBSNASIHDHEVWWGWVEVRBRIFKFNEBEN
95% of phds _____ public works jobs and that’s a _____ thing
RT @metakuna
wow thanks for breaking that norm bro. yeah no we totally hadn't noticed that was possible and we're glad that we now have to have an explicit rule about it. you should try breaking another one
(i’m lying for the joke, i’m obsessed w the spider web and the looney tunes guy scares me)
one is so delicate, beautiful, natural, evocative, part of what it means to be alive
and the other is a lousy spider web
do you ever just wanna go apeshit (post relevant but cliche quotes with black and white photos behind them that you took from tumblr)
corporate schell
Joined Dec 2022
