me: i'm trying to follow this guide to sexually arouse my pet lizard but it's not working, any tips?
unhelpful redditors: turn on you monitor
if you'd infringed the copyright of the elder scrolls iii: morrowind in 2005, just before the sequel was released, you could literally be sued into oblivion
RT @uneventual
why does the cover sheet say TOP SECRET instead of Intel Inside™?
poets: we die in a society
make to tweet this in november but apparently it failed and got stuck in my drafts. held up by twitter, or i just got distracted and forgot to hit send? no way to know
type of Guy who wears a mask and tries to blow up parliament
some terms you mostly hear people say but don't see written down that often. spelling them correctly is a crap chute
love hard
die actually
i was lurking in a space yesterday and everyone was talking about rizz. what's rizz?
not doing a bit, i'm genuinely curious
pronouncing @Aella_Girl like paella
twitter should replace the "trends" sidebar with a "friends" one
first rule of forgetfulness club is, hmm, drat, i had it a minute ago
RT @DelibBuriedCmx
I made this comic in 2018. It was by no means relevant then, but it weirdly is relevant at this exact point in time, so I feel as though I must seize the moment and post. I see you.
RT @MasterTimBlais
floor function just sounds like the identity function with extra steps
c'mon everyone, this is your chance to get randomsprint to take some responsibility
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RT @RandomSprint
Should I abide by the results of this poll? I will abide by the results of this poll.
https://twitter.com/RandomSprint/status/1605559441260044288
devil's berghain: putting up with toxic people to have a shot at getting into a really cool berlin nightclub
what was wrong with the original rainbow flag
what was wrong with having the 'q' be a catch-all in lgbtq
felt toot, might delete later
- bird site
- @kafkamacchiato
Joined Nov 2022
