kafkamacchiato @kafkamacchiato@schelling.pt

crabs keep happening

if you worked here in 1940, you are on a list

*slaps top of car* hyu-hyu-hyuck, you can fit so many clowns in this bad boy 🤡

ypotinmpotbypotiok

if you can't handle me at my 'they must be protected ;w;' you don't deserve me at my 'what a cool, competent person'
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RT @ypad
the ‘what a cool, competent person’ to ‘they must be protected ;w;’ pipeline
https://twitter.com/ypad/status/1643801817887948800

not kink shaming but why did von neumann need a custom-made probe just for him? ordinary anal probes not good enough for him huh

tired: i refuse to learn new things

wired: my cut-off date is 1 january 2020

person 1: i keep burning all my meat
person 2: skillet issue

but when you do you can come hang out with us at the progress bar

what's that? creating value and advancing society? sorry, in order to practice progress you have to pass the progress bar

them: this sounds like something out of a conspiracy theory, got any sources?
me: oh i've got so many sources you wouldn't believe

i have a vibecamp ticket from their amazing fin aid program but turns out i can't go :(

wanted to gift it to one of my moots but turns out y'all are already going xD

if the girl reading this needs a ticket (no cabin, just camping) she should dm me!

treabeard spoke: "ah, the ent moot. many have come. ash the unburnt, andré the straight, andré of the morning wood..."

pippin failed to stifle a laugh.

"what's so funny, young master hobbit? those are their names."

"nothing. it's just... you've got a double ent-andré."

let me be frank: this is my appeal to the casting director of the 2024 "catch me if you can" remake

nah, don't bother getting kafka in the basic paperback, you gotta spring for the deleuze version

dude, you can't just barge in here with your llm supremacy denial – read the roon!

one does not simply paraphrase boromir