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i'm begging you, get off your high horses

those are not safe to ride

please who gave lsd to the horses this is bad

gotta start a service for people to show off their coolest llm jailbreaks, with the best posts behind a paywall

onlyDANs

i'm in my subtly misremembering memes era. i'm irreconcilably mandela-pilled and optimising for getting the gist while ignoring the details

live such that the natural narrative extension of your life's premise is the one you want
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RT @pachabelcanon
prompt: Write a synopsis of an anime about @pachabelcanon on Twitter, in English.

result:

@lumpenspace wtf
twitter.com/pachabelcanon/stat

STEM cells: people who believe they can reinvent any other knowledge or field of study, but better, from first principles because math send physics are the only things that make sense to them

fey court for my fantasy reader friends, real oort for my sf reader friends

the map is not the territory. for one, it takes a lot fewer soldiers to occupy the map

"i got this note written in a really loopy script, what's that about?"

"oh, that's cursive. each letter is connected to the next"

"no man i'm talking SUPER loopy, like each letter was connected to itself kinda"

"oh, that's recursive"

how do you even bookmark tweets on twitter? or are you all talking about browser bookmarks?

is it a ring given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings; a ring given to the dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls; a ring gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power; or a secret fourth ring?

RT @snuppydogg
@PrinceVogel You have 8 spots on the last ship to Valinor. Who will make the trip?
-A hobbit with a missing finger
-A militant dwarf
-A balrog that's been sleeping for ages
-A fool of a Took
-A vegetarian uruk-hai
-A cool horse

me: i'm so goddamn tired of vocal fry

that guy from futurama: hey come back let me tell you all about my views and opinions

wanna go on the S exchange but dismayed by the high trans action costs?

introducing: gender swaps

ever since we lost rbg the supreme court had become, in a literal sense, ruthless

RT @nightajar
me: hey you, go stand over there and be naive but inquisitive to act as my rhetorical device!

you: why should i be naive? i see i'm a standin for the reader. but shouldn't your argument need to stand up to scrutiny from an expert's critical eye?

me: beautiful, just like that

RT @meaning_enjoyer
@cosine_distance someone stopped 5/5

me: thinkin about maybe reaping some stuff idk

what i sowed, nervously: like, uh, like what? haha

so many of these new startups are just gpt wrappers
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RT @sousou_fuitsu
Need an English butler who just says "it's peaty, sir"/"it's not peaty, sir" whenever I see a food that strikes my fancy. Potentially also "it's over, sir"/"we're back, sir" when appropriate
twitter.com/sousou_fuitsu/stat

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