kafkamacchiato @kafkamacchiato@schelling.pt

i tarzan, you jane, they outsiders

there are too many damn flies in my apartment. fortunately i'm waiting to get some help from the government — i made it onto the "no fly" list!

this classified criminal investigation report has a ragged right margin, can we fix that?

can we align this attorney-general intelligence?

what idiot called it a desire for someone to become your sugar daddy and not a candy crush

remember Loab? this is her now. feel old yet?

some people don't care about partner height, but i only date people who are short

what can i say, i have a type

(and i need them to fit in two bytes)

what idiot called it a friendship crush and not a demiurge

repeat after me: "i vow to never adopt anyone else's ideals without thought"

"don't sleep with a fan turned on in your room" is just a healthy amount of caution for female content creators. parasocial relationships + male entitlement makes for one hell of a cocktail

i dream of one day making a thread as good as these reviews (there are several)
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RT @strangestloop
Remedial Chaos Theory from season 3 of Community is my favorite time story. Its unique structure reveals how each of the characters fits in with the study group - or doesn't. It's hilarious. To me it is perfect.

10/10
https://twitter.com/strangestloop/status/1360059978313310212

gd i got the number wrong, i meant ffvii of course

listen.. the brain...... really makes yuo think,

if they make a ffviii movie they should cast my man gary as cid

it's the perfect remix: "oldman yells at cloud"

as the nuclear fallout dust starts clouding the sky: so this is how the world ends. not with a Bing, but with a winter

silicon valley❌
bayes area ✅

who called it a sugar daddy and not a custard custodian

rlhf me daddy