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RT @HopefulAbandon
>be american
>compliment your wife in a book
>boss calls police
>police show up on pedal bikes bc no gas
>they immediately shoot you
>ambulance comes
>that will be $599,999 plus tip

dog bless

should really know better by now than to ask myself "why is this plant struggling so much given the adequate water, light, and humidity it's receiving?"

it's always the same answer. it's ALWAYS the same fuckin answer

I wish all spider mites in the world a slow, torturous death

you can only choose 2 of 3
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RT @Logo_Daedalus
What’s more important— the freedom to have anonymous gay sex on demand, or abolishing the criminal racket we call Health Insurance?
twitter.com/Logo_Daedalus/stat

I'm assuming that once the office reopens, this bizarre "high-five zone" will no longer exist 🤔

posts like this are so very bizarre — photos of the present captioned "this is what <scary future> will look like". we saw this with photos of pandemonium & unrest under Trump being captioned "this is Biden's America". like... what? are they targeting the utterly brain-dead?
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RT @ZackBornstein
This is what the current $7.25 minimum wage already looks like
twitter.com/ZackBornstein/stat

I was honestly expecting the second wave to be much worse than the first. seeing this makes me so happy ❤️

I know that globally, Covid is far from over, but given just how horrifically bad it was in NYC in the beginning, this brings tears of relief to my eyes 🥲
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RT @NYGovCuomo
Today's update on the numbers:

Total COVID hospitalizations are at 2,026.

Of the 99,656 tests reported yesterday, 1,516 were positive (1.52% of total).

Sad…
twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/

if you've ever been to the Chambers St subway station, don't worry about what's in the vaccine

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