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"emotionless anime girl who is actually a pussy" is an incredibly good way of describing me, actually, yeah

you know your establishment has serious problems when "the most miserable place on earth" is enough for someone to identify it

RT @jwgoerlich
Me: Why didn't you mention cheugy? I count on you to keep my lingo up-to-date.

Kid1: "Hey! I taught you yeet. I'm on the job."

Me: Right! I use that one in a presentation.

Kid1: "So yeah. I regret that decision. Can I resign?"

RT @milvaspectre
These gotta be the worst four words to open a promoted ad with

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