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too lazy to come up with the joke itself but the punchline is "Sharon is Karen"

RT @SeanMombo
Repeat after me:

I am not smarter than a fifth grader
I am not smarter than a fifth grader
I am not smarter than a fifth grader
I am not smarter than a fifth grader

But if I l stand back and watch and learn, next time Iโ€™m winning that god damn game show fuck you howie

i, for one, would step right in and go on a fun little adventure
RT @Foone
I've seen enough horror movies to know not to fuck with this elevator which is opening and closing its own doors

Apparently questioning the mainstream media narrative of the Capitol riot in any way is now "white nationalist rhetoric" that is "repeating debunked theories about the insurrection." Like it was a historical event that happened 100 years ago that historians of every stripe have already pored over to come to a unanimous conclusion, instead of something that occurred earlier this month which is still under investigation!

When things like this happen, it's no longer "politics" as we commonly understand it. There is no give and take, no deals or compromises, nothing even resembling representative democracy. It is pure domination, crushing the opposition under your heel and calling for every last one who might be a serious power contender to be arrested. No more illusion of freedom, it is now too expensive to maintain, and the Marxian progression of mankind moves ever onward.

how are warrant canaries still a thing? how have they not been outlawed yet?

why is vegan eggnog so bad so often? super watery, super subtle flavor. the one I'm having now boasts about "less sugar" and "only 50 calories" and it's like... that's not why I'm drinking eggnog. I know what I want, and what I want is to feel my arteries clogging. disappointing.

Iโ€™m bewildered by the continuing prevalence of the idea that STEM people need humanities courses to be ethical, when so many of the worst decisions of the past year come from bureaucrats applying bad received ethical theories while the techbros (among others) screamed at them to stop.

"based" is just the new way of saying "epic" without sounding retarded

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a Schelling point for those who seek one