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RT @fire__exit
*record scratch* yep that's me *record scratch* you're probably wondering why i'm the emcee

I was about to click on a Gmail ad for the first time in my LIFE and then it changed to a different one

not sure what the lesson here is

DEATH CULT DEATH CULT DEATH CULT 💪💪💪
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RT @GregAbbott_TX
I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%.

EVERYTHING.

I also ended the statewide mask mandate.
twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/stat

when uploading is real & safe & I am 100% confident in my new vessel & can freely discard this one, I'm going to kill it off in the most dramatic fucking spectacle imaginable. preferably with a large audience that doesn't know I've uploaded. fire will definitely be involved.

strong urge to buy one of those free-standing rolly-wheel whiteboards for my home office

RT @egregirls
push button:

humanity collectively loses it's fear of death. everyone. 100%. with all of the resulting adaptational changes. you don't un-do having had it before, but suddenly nobody has it and from here on this informs every single person.

my ex got mad at me after we broke up for having gotten on the pill 6 months into our relationship 🙃 said it doomed us, made me lose my attraction to him, & kicked off the slow decline of our relationship

it's not a completely absurd thing to imagine, but as an accusation...

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gf who you literally embed into the multiversal fabric of time by loving her too much

LRT: not saying it's necessarily what happened there, but, the thread reminded me of one of the coolest / weirdest things I've learned in recent years @WeftOfSoul

scientificamerican.com/article

RT @WeftOfSoul
As the ingroup Master Of Scents I can inform you all that some guys just smell viscerally repulsive to me. It's so odd too, because I can tell it's not an objectively bad smell like stinky socks or bad breath... but *I* feel it as strongly on a bodily level twitter.com/Virtual1nstinct/st

I also learned to appreciate being alone. well, sort of alone. I got 3 cats, which did more for me than I expected.

and now I love being here, and every room here is bursting with my personality, and I feel like I can fully relax. I feel self-actualized. it's a magical feeling.

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then a few months into lockdown I got on Zoloft and that's when things *seriously* took off. for months on end I was constantly on my feet, cleaning, rearranging, reorganizing, waving my magic wand and putting sparkles of joy in every corner of my apartment. it was wonderful.

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