🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
RT @Senn_Spud
hey you should hire me. Ive spent the last year inside my room getting fucked up on stimulants and tweeting about goblins and ancient gods. Yeah I definitely won’t go monkey mode on the first customer who asks me a question. I totally haven’t forgot how to be a human. I love you
RT @cosmicoptima
if someone blocks me i'm gonna assume this is why https://twitter.com/elderabuses/status/1369431083364855818
NFTs seemed neat and then
💥boom💥
milkshake duck 🦆
Torin's Passage, the Dr. Brain series, etc were the very first video games I played when I was around 8 years old
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RT @IQ_Adventures
This hits very close to home.
https://twitter.com/IQ_Adventures/status/1369376656033525765
magical girls on the blockchain
the map is not the cat
as above gf so below bf
everything I learn about Tayl*r L*renz is nauseating
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RT @webdevMason
@ggreenwald At one point, she even falsely claimed that I had photoshopped a screenshot that I had taken of a man making a fairly horrifying comment about me. Once she realized that several other people had seen the tweet I had screencapped, she deleted the accusation and disappeared.
https://twitter.com/webdevMason/status/1369328772382613513
there were also some extra-large cats among them, larger than cats typically get, that the smaller cats seemed to be paying rapt attention to. eventually I walked closer to take a better look, at which point I realized these weren't cats but children in costumes and face paint.
had a dream last night where I was walking past several abandoned lots in an industrial part of town that were swarming with dozens of calico cats. in each one I passed, *all* of the cats were standing on their hind legs, which I found fairly unnerving but kept walking.
one must imagine Sisyphus chopping wood and carrying water
women belong in the past
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RT @nectarina12
type "women belong in" and let your keyboard finish it
https://twitter.com/nectarina12/status/1369100572717019139
starting a gang, who's with me
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RT @antirobust
buying property along the expected first-wave self-driving truck routes in order to do heists
https://twitter.com/antirobust/status/1369359300389343232
how do you like the egg chunks in your egg salad
also he's turning 1 this Friday!!! and I will continue to bully the birthday boy 🥳🎉🎂
me, in a syrupy sweet voice, gently stroking my cat's belly with one hand and rubbing under his chin with the other: "stinky boy. stupid smelly poop man. terrible baby who is made of poop."
him, with his eyes and body language: "I have literally never known any greater joy 🥺"
cats (and dogs) are great because you can verbally bully them in a cooing voice while snuggling and petting them and they absolutely love it because they don't understand a single word you're saying
RT @myceliummage
"how do you use this" gf bean dad bf 😈
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
