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so apparently the post-surgery Elizabethan collar for pets (cone of shame) is shortened to "e-collar" but my garbage brain is just like "ah yes of course, a collar for e-girls"

this also applies to software bugs
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RT @Virtual1nstinct
if you show a girl a cool enough bug she will have sex with you
twitter.com/Virtual1nstinct/st

RT @qorprate
"gifted kid discourse" is adults still upset about not living up to their parents' or their teachers' expectations

RT @qorprate
someone's "potential" is always contingent on a set of not-yet-achieved outcomes; telling someone they have "potential" is not a complement so much as a placing of expectations

got my cats during quarantine and so today is the first day I've been allowed to be in the vet's exam room with them in their LIVES I'm 😭😭😭😭😭

RT @mechanical_monk
this one goes out to all my bottom mutuals

RT @the_aiju
why is it called inflation and not cash invalidation

RT @stoneagedirtbag
They want you to eat bugs so that you cause as many animal deaths as possible, accrue a shit ton of bad karma, and reincarnate as a hungry ghost.

You can tell this because bugmen all have distended bellies and skinny necks, foreshadowing their appearance in the next life

RT @egregirls
clumsy angel girl who always has slightly bruised wings from bumping into shit

if you surprise her, out of the blue, she'll jump and spread her wings, even indoors, causing a ruckus similar to a spooked cat knocking over shit everywhere.

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