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mommy milky
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RT @aper6014
for everyone wondering why “mommy milky” is trending, it’s based off this tweet @seanmdav is claiming to be photoshopped, despite hundreds having seen it with their own eyes.
twitter.com/aper6014/status/13

I think part of it is that my overall impression of the person is that they've got a good head on their shoulders, and therefore the views of theirs that make me tense are WAY more valuable to me than those same views coming from some troll who just recites what they've been fed

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it's like now I have an entirely subconscious drive to challenge myself & expose myself to views outside my comfort zone. I see a tweet that makes me shift in my seat and go "idk, I mean... idk" and then I automatically without even thinking scroll up and smash Follow

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noticed that if I'm scrolling through someone's tweets deciding whether to follow them or not, and many of their takes are good / their tweets are enjoyable, but a small yet significant % make me slightly uncomfortable / tense, I'm more likely to follow them. hmm

is there a difference between inscrutability and illegibility

RT @almostnora
yeah, my parents moved around so i've had to switch group chats a lot :(

RT @almostnora
my girlfriend? you wouldn't know her, she's from another ingroup

Mitt Romney???? I read this in Trump's voice lmao it's... very him
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RT @generalslug
forgotten mitt romney banger
twitter.com/generalslug/status

ordered some scented candles, just opened one & smelled it & was hit w/ the most INTENSE wave of nostalgia. never had this candle before but it smells *exactly* like the Softsoap we used in elementary & middle school. each time I take a whiff I get a flash of vivid memories. 🥺😭

man I kinda really wanna do this. I feel like I'd pull it off pretty well

lol no I wouldn't I'd convulse into giggles within the first 5 seconds

but if I could somehow restrain the giggles I'd do a really good job!!!

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new strategy
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RT @shelbytheclown
why do people act like meeting people is so hard? just go to home depot in a crop top and ask what a hammer is
twitter.com/shelbytheclown/sta

finally watching the show whose aesthetic has influenced so much of my own

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you shouldn't be getting mail from a dead girl

if your way works for you that's great and completely irrelevant! don't be boring
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RT @chaosprime
screeching at people and trying to make them miserable because you don't like the way they solve the problems their lives present them with is the laziest, most masturbatorily self-indulgent form of attempting to change the incentives based on which they solve those problems
twitter.com/chaosprime/status/

Spirited Away
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RT @Wicked_Dinosaur
Name a movie you've watched more than five times. No explanations.
twitter.com/Wicked_Dinosaur/st

breakout rooms are like class discussion boards but over videochat which makes them that much worse
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RT @lisatomic5
I hit peak existential dread in the moments before joining a breakout room
twitter.com/lisatomic5/status/

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