🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt

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RT @bubbleteaPhD
https://twitter.com/magstrology/status/1407525110588788739 https://t.co/0Tx4teJBIF
https://twitter.com/bubbleteaPhD/status/1408073436170276871

the same settings keep showing up in my dreams lately. schools which are surreal blends of all the schools I attended, with countless floors and stairs and elevators. my mom's old apartment, empty and abandoned. the block that apartment is on, dark and deserted late at night.

thinking about fucking around and becoming a Buddhist sex pest

huh.

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RT @officialmcafee
Getting subtle messages from U.S. officials saying, in effect: "We're coming for you McAfee! We're going to kill yourself". I got a tattoo today just in case. If I suicide myself, I didn't. I was whackd. Check my right arm.

$WHACKD available only on http://McAfeedex.com:)
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1200864283766251521

huh
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RT @PeterMcCormack
*Breaking*

John McAfee found dead in his prison cell, this after Spanish courts agreed to extradite him.
https://twitter.com/PeterMcCormack/status/1407780170656882689

rt🔒: well fuck its 15 minutes till therapy and i'm gonna have to talk about twitter again gdi

especially when they go in with the "OBVIOUSLY they didn't mean <literally the words they used>" like you're the crazy one for taking anyone at face value

habitual sanewashers are incredibly uncomfortable to talk to or be around
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RT @mattyglesias
Someone says something whose plain meaning is extreme, objectionable, and absurd but the sanewasher rather than pick a fight or defend the absurd statement insists that the statement actually meant something else. https://twitter.com/thecodedmessage/status/1407719763799908352
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1407720072542576645

the acidity of the pineapple cuts through the fat of the cheese. the sweet balances out the salty. it's wonderful.

one of my favorite topping combos used to be green pepper + white onion + tomatoes + black olives + pineapples

also, may as well come clean

I genuinely enjoy pineapple on pizza 🍍🍕

that's perfectly valid

breakfast can be half a cookie and a few M&M's

also, waffle fries are the worst kind of fries 🍟

possibly tied with sweet potato fries, which are not fries.

crinkle fries are the best kind of fries 🍟

it knows

so like do you get to pick the animal they turn you into or...
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RT @netflix
Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.
https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1407669776969715718

pls give headpats ty
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RT @InfinityObserve

https://twitter.com/InfinityObserve/status/1407484225792602117