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RT @junoflesh
croatian bf who dresses me in serbian military outfits and beats the shit out of me

you don't have to carry those memories
you can trade them to me 🦋

RT @liminal_warmth
I am the very model of a modern times millennial
My patience for your answers verges nigh infinitesimal
From growing up with Google I expect queries spontaneous
To yield the information at a speed near instantaneous

RT @dril
its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911

RT @wolfniya
If you use the internet at all, you are realistically breaking US computer law, and there's not really any way around that fact. What and whether they try to enforce is really down to the whims of US law enforcement. Digital jaywalking!

RT @wolfniya
But this sort of thing is part of why the "hacking is not a crime" movement is so utterly naive. The position of US courts is that violating a website's ToS is a CFAA violation, a criminal offence.

RT @wolfniya
Rejoining Twitter after being suspended is a criminal offence, as far as the US DoJ is concerned. Normal laws for a normal country. twitter.com/sigsecv/status/137

YES I am bringing back the good old lyricsposting days of the 00s
NO I am not accepting constructive criticism

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I'm finished making sense
done pleading ignorance

RT @egregirls
you? a good girl? no, the courts ruled otherwise babe, remember?

my cat finally got her post-spay sutures out & I was able to release her from the bodysuit she's been in & it's like she's come back to life. she's been zooming around, chirping & talking non-fucking-stop like she used to (except for the week where she was in her straightjacket)

RT @uwuuwu00432527
signing up to twitter is a CFAA violation

thought for sure that as time went on & my school years faded into the distant past, Graduation (Friends Forever) would lose its emotional impact, but it hits me harder & harder with every passing year. the lyrics become less relevant but the underlying message stays the same

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