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RT @thesravaka
nutrition science is garbage. learn to listen to your body, eat what it actually wants, and get a reasonable amount of exercise. have a cookie. wage war upon your enemies. sack rome. start a religion. just enjoy life.

I've been in 118 degree weather once before and that was at the very bottom of the Grand Canyon at the beginning of fucking August

why is this happening in the PNW in June

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uhhhhhhhhh
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RT @EricHolthaus
Salem, Oregon, the state capital, has just hit 117°F. That's hot enough to be a new all-time record... in Las Vegas.
twitter.com/EricHolthaus/statu

RT @NLRG_
if one breeds @pareinoia would that make one a kiwifarmer

can someone please explain kitty beans to curzi
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RT @michaelcurzi
@pareinoia everything here makes sense except the word 'beans'
twitter.com/michaelcurzi/statu

been seeing a meme floating around so I added a panel to make it better

shamelessly stolen from a friend of mine who made this (i think?)

if you're that friend and you see this hi please don't tell anyone my twitter handle

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don't want adult responsibilities, just want to be an anime girl fiddling with the demon core for fucks' sake

(this wasn't actually happening "in" the dream, but at a higher level, like I was perceiving the connections between two dreams as they played out at the same time. in the dream I just thought I was making a smoothie.)

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I was really proud of the smoothie I made. I was experimenting with blending together different fruits and veggies I had on hand. the order I put them in corresponded to the cuts I made in my music video remix, and when I started the blender, the video would play.

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also I was hiking barefoot. hiking in shoes wasn't even up for consideration — the choice was between hiking in socks and hiking barefoot. I tried being in my socks at first, then I thought "wait, I'm an idiot, you're supposed to hike barefoot, not in socks" and took them off.

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didn't want to hike while carrying a plastic bag, since I wanted both my hands free. so I, standing outside at the trailhead, leaned forward and reached into my closet at home, and procured an old hiking backpack I had. much better.

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dreams blending is fun. dreamt last night that I was going hiking. I was carrying a plastic box inside a plastic bag. inside of the box was a smoothie I had been making in a different dream. the smoothie was also a remixed music video (how? idk) I was making in yet another dream.

RT @_metallurgist
six sigma male bf, six nines of uptime gf

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