All of the new options have their own flaws but like hell am I going to use a social network that's mobile-only. Just oozes an absolute commitment to bootlicking authority.
*Columbo voice* Well, that all sounds good. A finite number of primes. That'll look good on the report. Uh, just one more thing, sir, before I go. What if you multiplied all of them together and added one? What would that be divisible by, sir?