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Last night I dreamt that I was worried being eaten by lions and that manifested a lion cub. The cub was super cute and I played with it. What does this mean? 🤔

One hypothesis I have is that they detect "has logged in after a long time of inactivity" as security event marker, and so they don't let you in. Has some irony if true.

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Over the past week, access to two of my bank accounts has been blocked and my bank has undone a transfer I made because "they weren't sure it was me".

Have banks become paranoid about security or is it just me? And should I be worried?🤔

The replication crisis in the social sciences started when we built machines that could make copies of themselves, to study their behavior. Shouldn't have done that.

RT @GyroStable
Gyroscope is hiring! We’re looking for a senior smart contract engineer and a lead frontend engineer. Come and join us to build the next generation stablecoin.

Senior smart contract engineer: hackmd.io/@gyroscope/senior-sc
Lead frontend engineer: hackmd.io/@gyroscope/lead-fron

RT @sashachapin
As suggested by @HamiltonMorris , I just got finished taking a (small-ish) dose of LSD to get my sense of smell back post-covid and it totally worked. It’s back online. Like a light switch, bam, online.

Wtf, psychedelics

RT @deepfates
hot guy tip: you can just wash your sheets in a regular clothes washer. You don't need a special sheet washer

I am very, very confused. I'm also 50:50 that I'm missing a level of irony here.

- Breathes corpo nonsense.
- Is cost-optimized through automation.
- Has no idea what the actual issue is.
- Problem is still not solved. Nobody is better off after this.

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If you want to detect that an app is developed by Microsoft, look no further than this issue: github.com/microsoft/vscode/is

YouTube started sending me very graphic ads with starving children in them. Pretty sure this would be demonetized if it occurred in regular content.

Space is the ultimate disappointing open world game. - A huge world with almost nothing in it and no fast travel.

We should be doing pair math, like pair programming but for symbol manipulation.

One person would do the math and the other person would clean up the inevitable sign errors and missing squares.

Thesis: all animals apart from humans live in a state of constant spiritual bliss.

They're perfectly in tune with themselves and their world. They are unable to live any different.

Sure AI-generated art is cool and all, but you ever noticed how you have a neural network right IN YOUR BRAIN? 😱

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