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Who knows what you're hiding in that little rectum of yours!!!

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Haha, nice! This one went to far!

Wondering, though, if you couldn't just refuse to use it. Like, students never agreed to it & it infringes on their basic rights. Uni shouldn't be allowed to do rectal searches either ("or else you can't take the exam bc who knows...")
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RT @doctorow
Remember @proctorio? They're the "remote proctoring" company that boomed during the pandemic by promising that they could stop exam cheating through gross…
twitter.com/doctorow/status/14

RT @GyroStable
We're now at the ~2/3 mark for Gyro development 🎉

We launched our testnet 5 months ago. Let's take a closer look at what's been happening on the levels.

In terms of unique participant counts:
L1: >6800
L2: >3500 (52% of L1)
L3: >1900 (56% of L2)

⤵️

medium.com/gyroscope-protocol/

Let's see... "Hey, can anyone explain how to use metamask please I find it really confusing but wanna get rich on crypto please!"

RT @ljfgudgeon
The FC Workshop DeFi panel session is out now!

Thanks again to the fantastic panellists @tarunchitra @socrates1024 @rleshner @immutbl

youtube.com/watch?v=3tPLO293Ja

RT @jobsincrypto
.@GyroStable is an all-weather stablecoin backed by a reserve portfolio that diversifies all DeFi risks, such as regulatory, governance, price.

Now hiring remote!

⚡ Lead Front-End Engineer
⚡ Senior Smart Contract Developer

Apply now 👇
cryptocurrencyjobs.co/startups

RT @gertrudeprkns
Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony....

RT @SpencrGreenberg
@Aella_Girl How about: 10 people who claim to be enlightened, all living in one house, each week they all vote on who is least enlightened and that person is kicked out, various challenges grant immunity (e.g., who can stay in an ice bath longer?) with the producers trying to stir up drama.

Turns out I wasn't the first one to make this joke. :/

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New crypto startup, NFTulips, selling NFTs on individual plants.

RT @jobsincrypto
.@GyroStable, an all-weather stablecoin, is looking for a remote Senior Smart Contract Developer!

⚡ Work on the design of the protocol’s smart contracts
⚡ Implement smart contracts in Solidity
⚡ Work on the deployment on Ethereum mainnet

Apply now 👇
cryptocurrencyjobs.co/engineer

RT @GyroStable
Nice overview of the Gyroscope stablecoin system we are building👇

Thanks for the great discussion with the @EconsDesign team!

Video here 👉 youtu.be/n9xAiZXyOn0 twitter.com/EconsDesign/status

RT @EconsDesign
How does it work using the dual AMM model? Watch our latest video on Gyroscope to find out:

youtube.com/watch?v=n9xAiZXyOn

RT @GyroStable
A BSC project is impersonating Gyro ‼️
Please be careful and don't buy any tokens ‼️
No stablecoins or gov tokens have been issued by the Gyro Protocol.

The official Gyro is
gyro.finance
✅ @GyroStable

RT @GyroStable
A BSC project is impersonating Gyro ‼️
Please be careful and don't buy any tokens ‼️
We have not yet issued stablecoins or gov tokens.

The official Gyro is
gyro.finance/
✅@GyroStable

Thanks for the reminder. 🙏 OTOH, why would they say that if there wasn't at least some chance that I might, in fact, be a cow.
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RT @US_FDA
You are not a horse. You are not a cow. Seriously, y'all. Stop it. fda.gov/consumers/consumer-upd
twitter.com/US_FDA/status/1429

Me: Holunder (elderberry)
GBoard: Homo-Bett (homo bed)
Ok.
(That's actually incredibly offensive. How does it come up with this stuff?!?)

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