#Laserblast

There was nothing redeeming about Laserblast, which makes it an excellent Monsterdon movie!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for #MonsterdonBingo, and everyone else for making it fun!

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

If you hated #Laserblast as much as everyone on #Monsterdon, apparently @mwl has fixed it, in book form. Stop motion turtliens not included.

@ramsey Laserblast 2: Laserblastier! #Monsterdon #Laserblast

@riedlr It was a "Mom gets her mojo back" female-empowerment rom-com. There was the sort of douchey 80s guy that flew her out there, and she chance-encounters the gone-native American-in-Mexico that sweeps her off her feet and teaches her how to be independent. ...Before she dumps them both and flies back to take care of her son that had some kind of lightning-induced stroke during a freak storm that destroyed half the town. And a mailbox. #monsterdon #laserblast

@RobynGoodfellow Setting us up for the sequel! Laserblast 2: Even Moar Blasts Than In the First One

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Wait. Did the aliens just fuck off and leave the gun on earth AGAIN!? #Monsterdon #Laserblast

Thank you Mother Trucker
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Atleast Billy's gaping chest wound cleared up in death.
Teh End.
Man these credits are weirdly long and slow for a cheap 70s movie.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Oh the laserblaster disappears of Billy's arm between cuts. I guess that gun fires gun disintigrator rays???
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Well... that was a blast. A laser blast. This is the movie they show to other movies in movie prison, as punishment. #monsterdon #laserblast

Tortoise ex machina

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Took you guys long enough to finish the job!
Wait so you guys are like 15 feet tall? Huh.
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"You never outgrow your need for milk!" #Monsterdon #laserblast

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Special thanks to @Taweret for hosting! I suspect there are also plenty of tomatoes sailing through the air in the general direction of @mwl for catalyzing this particular viewing!

Tonight we watched #Laserblast, from 1978, which has some distinction as being a genuinely bad movie. Highlights included,

Unshelled long necked turtle aliens!
Operation Sand Dust!
More evidence of the great shirt button shortage of the late 1970s.
Laser blasted car! x6
Laser blasted gas station!
Laser blasted pinball machine!
Laser blasted airplane!
Laser blasted Star Wars billboard!
Laser blasted hippie!
Laser blasted phone booth!
Laser blasted mailbox!
Laser blasted magazine rack!
And in the end the laser blaster was blasted ... by a laser

Is that a stun ray, or what? There's no blood or chunks. Aaaand did the Chelonians forget to pick up their damned laser again? #monsterdon #laserblast

Aww he's hopping and skipping now. Billy is having the time of his alien gun possessed life.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

PEW PEW PEW

The End.

#Monsterdon
#Laserblast

Oh! There we go! Called it! #monsterdon #laserblast

I feel like he should be making more chimpanzee noises. #monsterdon #laserblast

Did I accidentally change the playback speed or has the slow mo gotten even slower?
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