I logged into an ancient, derelict facebook account. My main response upon seeing everything was, "who?" I remember very few people. I accidentally clicked on a set of messages with a distant acquaintance who I had an argument with in 2009 about the terms for review on the magazine I was running. Now I am filled with agita that has slumbered for 14 years because that guy was an asshole one time.

What is the point of this technology? What does it help?