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Yeah, sex is good, but have you ever kept a cool constructive tone with an increasingly abrasive and unhinged internet commenter, then concluded the interaction by declaring that you're a dog who has learned to use the internet, making a bunch of puns? It's PAWSOME WOOF WOOF
You need to be rugpull maxxing. You need to be establishing rapport. You need to be laying down a conversational ethos. You need to be firm but respectful until you see a SQUIRREL
The Master Player of Finite Games veils surprise as a method for performing a Theatrical script.
Harlan Ellison once observed that the problem with internet arguments is that the person who replies last loses. You can avoid this by the technicality of roping someone along in an argument until you switch into talking like a cartoon dog.