pronouncing URI as "yuri"
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my by-most-accounts-very-smart high school english teacher said "earl" instead of "yew are ell" for URL
and thought "dearth" was pronounced "darth"
we talked a lot about homoerotic subtext in stories, his marriage seemed a little lacking, he was in charge of teaching dramaturgy (IB HL Theater which was absurdly sick)
he used to be a professor at the citadel, also was a closeted gay i think