why is this so hot

what the fuck is wrong with me
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RT @oblativelamb
*to my schizophrenic gf* yeah, i would never let them microchip me, shits evil for sure.

*to my cia gf* so if i get her to bomb this post office, you'll let me cum tonight?
https://twitter.com/oblativelamb/status/1403073739995103235