Improve your arts and crafts skills.
Alice: That does seem risky. Why do you do that?
Bruce: My parents were killed in front of me by a mugger when I was a child. I swore to fight a personal war on crime.
Alice: Hmm. Tell me more about your parents.
Good news though: the lantern I got while COVID prepping works really nicely.
(The battery powered one. Don't use a gas lantern indoors.)
http://Change.org petition to rename the Ever Given to Boaty McBoatface.