Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn@schelling.pt
I haven't used Calculus since the day of my Calc 3 final.
Not requiring masks at the car dealership today. (If you're vaccinated. Honor system.)
Turns out that riding a centaur is considered an extremely intimate act. And guess what happened?
Centoria decides that Kurusu is her destined master. She asks him to call her Cerea (her family and close friends do,) and moves in.
Centoria Shianus, the Centaur with a passion for justice, hunts down a purse snatcher that has been terrorizing the neighborhood. Of course, due to the Prohibited Matters, she can't actually fight him. She needs a patsy. Kurusu will do nicely.
Shenanigans ensue.
Papi the Harpy arrives. She's a birdbrain.
She kidnaps Kurusu because she's run away and knows she needs a chaperone. Shenanigans ensue.
When it becomes clear she'll be deported without a host, Kurusu volunteers to save her.
Miia is jealously protective of their relationship.
Miia asks him why he did it. Kurusu replies that he couldn't let someone be cruel to a girl like that.
Miia is overjoyed that he truly sees her as a girl despite the species difference and is DTF right now. Only Smith deciding to impose on them for dinner keeps them out of jail.
As they retreat, they are met with more mockery, and Miia gets mad. Kurusu determines that while the Prohibited Matters will get her in trouble if she overreacts, there's no law against _him_ punching that asshole in the face.
(I am not a lawyer, this is not legal advice.)
In an attempt to escape unwanted attention, the pair get out of sight... by checking into a love hotel.
This is actually a chance for Miia to bemoan how scary she appears to humans.
Then the interspecies enforcement squad arrives to make sure they're not breaking any laws.
This store says it's open for all species.
It's a lingerie shop. Shenanigans ensue.
Miia attracts attention on the street. Some inquisitive, some rude. Kurusu stops her from getting in a fight: the Prohibited Matters go both ways and if she injures someone she'll be deported.
Miia doesn't care about the Prohibited Matters, and would fuck him right now.
Except in her excitement, she squoze him a little too hard and dislocated his shoulder. (Smith pops it back in.)
How about a date instead?
Sadly, most places are not Lamia-accessible yet.
She's here to remind him about the Prohibited Matters: any injury to the guest is strictly forbidden... and under the current interpretation of the law, deflowering counts.
Not to mention, as the first Lamia in Japan, it would be a diplomatic incident!
So hands off, buster!
Our boy is Kimihito Kurusu, and he seems to have accidentally become a host family while his parents are away. Oops. Some kind of paperwork screwup, no doubt.
Smith, the interspecies coordinator drops by. She's noticed that Miia is desperately in love with him.
The opening shows our boy having haremlike close encounters with a half dozen busty monster girls
Miia is here on an interspecies exchange program. Once the government stopped keeping the existence of demi-humans secret, the program was set up to help them integrate.
This is effective in distracting her, because it's an erogenous zone. But I wouldn't say it gets her to loosen her grip.
She thinks her darling is frisky this morning. He passes out from lack of oxygen.
This is the cold open for the show.
Our hero wakes to a blaring alarm, only to discover that Miia, a Lamia, is curled up in his bed. She claims to be trying to warm up, but her coils are so tight our boy can barely breathe. Trying to get her to release him he grabs the tip of her tail.
You can watch this on Hulu, CrunchyRoll, or HiDive.
Hornier than _Interviews With Monster Girls_, less horny than _Interspecies Reviewers_.
_Monster Musume: Everyday Life With Monster Girls_
Alice: Look at this shit!
* screenshot of two contrarians discussing outrageous bullshit. *
Alice: This is why I hate the tech community.
Bob: I think that one's a journalist, actually.
Alice: ah well, nonetheless.
