I reached the bit about the dancing bears.
Rabbits and chickens were not native to Beleriand. (Another point for the European theory.)
Elves do not eat mushrooms, apparently.
While you weren't looking, Netflix added five more episodes, without even the decency to say "season two".
I dressed as a pirate and challenged any trick-or-treater with a weapon to a duel for an extra candy.
(Not a real duel, just playing around.)