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Alice: ... and with Blockchain, you could use that skin in any video game.

Bob: Why can't you do that now, with MySQL?

Alice: I mean, you could...

Bob: Then what does the block chain add?

Alice: Not much, honestly.

Bob: Thanks for clarifying that.

The inability to cut a toxic person out of your life.

I understand it's hard to dye food red.

Just let it be pink.

You don't have to add so much dye that it turns everything near it red too.

Misuse of the DMCA to dox anonymous critics.

Terms of Service:

We have all the rights.

You have none of the rights.

You have all of the responsibilities.

We have none of the responsibilities.

280 characters was a mistake.

140 was small enough that you had to make your post a poem.

280 is long enough that you can end your mostly good point with a garbage slam against your outgroup.

I don't know what "mass formation psychosis" is, or was, but I bet that the google results for it today are all worthless, where last month you might have found something valuable.

Any American who's not an athlete or model is probably "overweight". The fat person you're thinking of is "obese".

Can't believe I somehow never saw _Aliens_ before today.

Do any teenagers read "young adult" novels, or are they now entirety reserved for college-educated women?

The best way to play the Cylon in the _Battlestar Galactica_ board game is to encourage overspending.

<We can't afford to lose this one> never sounds like a betrayal, but it guarantees future failures.

Has anyone ever done a Bayesian analysis/decision procedure for a real decision and written it out so that others can see it?

(My suspicion, here, is that what we call "Bayesian" is actually a heuristic for justifying decisions made under uncertainty, and no one calculates.)

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The only valuable NFT is the house NFT, and all of the heavy lifting there is done on the conventional law side.

Normally, when I see someone with a Genshin Impact character as their avi, I know they're a certain kind of poster.

But now I'm getting ads for Genshin Impact, and it keeps confusing me.

Feeling much better today.

Got a booster shot yesterday.

Feel shitty today.

Sucks.