We could quarantine them all incommunicado on an island with no technology newer than 1920, if you want a humane option.
Behold, the rarest card in all of magic:
Foil Tengwar The One Ring
(Only one copy printed.)
Cassius: Brutus, might I entreat a word?
Cassius: Hail... Brutus?
Brutus: Caesar must die.
For extra humor they took a volunteer from the audience, wrapped him in a sheet and made him play Caesar.
I'd like to recount a scene from that show which I think will express both the humor and compression that it featured.
oh my god, you can turn off those fucking EVIL sign in with #google popovers on random websites
https://myaccount.google.com/
> Security
> Signing in with Google
> Google Account sign-in prompts