Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn@schelling.pt

H/t to @CubeApril

OH, ALSO: third-party app marketplace creators must have €1,000,000 ‘letter of credit’

So yeah this ONLY benefits big companies with bad intentions like Facebook and Epic

Fuck you #Apple for intentionally doing this the bad way.

Whoever decided this should be a real magic card deserves an award

>new browser
>ask the developer "is it a new browser or google chrome"
>they don't get it
>pull out a chart explaining the difference between a new browser and google chrome
>they laugh and say "it's a good browser ma'am"
>download the browser, look inside
>it's google chrome

/me gets banned from Twitter

#Yuno_Gasai #yandere
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Via Wikipedia:

> In 2012 rapper 2 Chainz sampled Lehrer's song "The Old Dope Peddler", on his 2012 debut album... In 2013, Lehrer said he was "very proud" to have his song sampled "literally sixty years after I recorded it".

> Lehrer went on to describe his official response to the request to use his song: "As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?"

this month two apps on my phone have enshittified to the point of unusability

both were ones i actually paid money for

everything else (besides pokemon go) has been fine

foss people go on about how "free" doesn't mean gratis, but so often the cost of the real freedom turns out to be the opportunity cost of the profits the developer refused to make from it

#Today I learned IBM published the source code for the original PC BIOS. I always knew the clean room reïmplementation story, but didn't realize the original sources were public at the time, too.

https://github.com/philspil66/IBM-PC-BIOS

https://retrocomputing.stackexchange.com/questions/12018/why-did-ibm-make-the-pc-bios-source-code-public

Also February 7, 2036, just in case 😉

#retrocomputing

IE tomb in South Korea 😅

Aww! 😢 #RIP Tom Smothers, older half of Smothers Brothers, whose skits and songs on “The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour” in the late 1960s brought political satire and a spirit of youthful irreverence to network television, paving the way for shows like “Saturday Night Live” and “The Daily Show,” died on Tuesday at his home at 86 “following a recent battle with cancer,” a spokesman for the National Comedy Center announced on behalf of the family. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/27/arts/television/tom-smothers-dead.html https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/27/arts/television/tom-smothers-dead.html?utm_source=press.coop

Article on some new research that finds ways to balance privacy and stalker detection for AirTags and other location trackers. This is a collaboration with my students Gabrielle Beck, Harry Eldridge and colleagues Abhishek Jain and Nadia Heninger. https://www.wired.com/story/apple-airtag-privacy-stalking-cryptographic-solution/

Today is the restaurant eclipse, where once every seven years Christmas is on a Monday so even the Asian restaurants are closed.