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I don't usually delete tweets, but leaving that one up would have been a public nuisance.

I was going to wonder how this got mirrored to fedi, but of course the answer is that the person who can't read blocked me immediately, so it didn't look like a QT by the time the reposter found it.

(I don't mirror QTs.)

Late breaking news implies that much of Shinkai's reuse of plot elements is driven by his advisors telling him to give the audience what they want.

Which put a different spin on things, TBH.

https://www.looper.com/1256895/makoto-shinkai-suzume-lesbian-romance-exclusive/

There's an argument to be made that common boilerplate terms are more overreaching than they need to be but this is just bad reading skills. https://twitter.com/ashleygjovik/status/1651686218319425570

Listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qycR74AJ6hg

Seeing everyone having babies reminds me that I'm a decade older than a bunch of my circle here.

(If you don't know what I'm parodying, consider yourself lucky.)

There are several reasons for grouping them together as a single “bundle” of ideologies. First, all trace their lineage back to the first-wave Anglo-American eugenics tradition.

Second, they're all full of my enemies.

Where did “ADVIL” come from? Answer: a paper that I coauthored with a machine elf I met while high, which is currently under review. It stands for “Atheists, Democrats, Villains, Independents, and Lesbians.”

Me: The water came down here, so I went upstairs to ask what they were doing, but the lady doesn't speak English very well and didn't understand what I was asking.

Maintenance Guy: Let me be racist at you for two minutes.

Me: I shall <um> noncommittally and hope this ends soon.

The worst ting is making a thread and blowing the character limit on a couple of the posts so that you have to click through to read them.

If you're going to do that, just make a mega-long post. A thread where I have to click each post to read the last word is just annoying.

It is utterly hilarious to me that the scourge of valorant is e-daters.