Alexander Nicholi 🧧 @alex@schelling.pt

i already want to k*ll myself. the customers are actively torturing me while my rep holds the franchise manager at gunpoint, everything is going absolutely great
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RT @jazbrisack
Working at the 1st unionized Starbucks, a thread...
https://twitter.com/jazbrisack/status/1470060540747788295

please use “ct” instead. not only is it shorter but it also fetches many a mind out of the gutter

really dont like assembly programmers using the abbreviation “cnt” for “count” because my mind always reads it as “cunt”

become cynical and mindfucked by a dying industry for money

tell yourself you have to put up with it even though you dont

drive yourself utterly mad, do it

be reactive and defensive by spending decades working for asshole employers for money
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RT @tommythetechie
If anyone ever asks me about my github gaps, im gonna tell them I was busy being a dad.

Don't let people shame you over a website.

Spend time with your family
https://twitter.com/tommythetechie/status/1469742889509003275

intelligent life must have existed because of crater-free evidence of xenon 139 producing thermonuclear explosions

intelligent life existed on mars when it was still inhabitable

it stopped being inhabitable around the same time as the cambrian explosion

since the life there could not migrate due to having evolved for mars, they did the next best thing and sent organisms to evolve here

one thing that is abundantly clear to me is that metazoa came from mars

the MP part is like the guy actually passing the bar in catch me if you can
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RT @CitzenZero
When you make a NPC meme, remember this is the least you must achieve to NOT be considered a NPC
https://twitter.com/CitzenZero/status/1469823038539579398

*doookiee*

𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒆
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RT @curetones

https://twitter.com/curetones/status/1469555901963116546

k*ll yourselves
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RT @litcapital
Mfs be asking me if my profile pic is a Crypto Punk

It’s not. I made it in Excel in 60 seconds for free
https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1469793650062376964

one of the symptoms of brainrot is the compulsive use of topically prescribed “hot button” jargon to describe real issues even when you’re informed about it
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RT @jpaulreed
Since everyone's "logging" their hot takes, here's mine:

Oh, you mean we kept right on ignoring release engineers like we have for the last 20 years and didn't make a dent in the software supply chain problem since the last time this happened?

I'm shocked. SHOCKED…
https://twitter.com/jpaulreed/status/1469770852677816320

corporate really ruined y’all
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RT @FalconDarkstar
Why did we have to teach an entire generation or two of software engineers that software engineering was about code reusability, separation of concerns, and the software development process, and not about making the damn stuff amenable to analysis and verification?
https://twitter.com/FalconDarkstar/status/1469864606063497218

it only took 14 years for them to do anything about it lol
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RT @wbznewsradio
The Kiddie Junction Playground at Pirone Park in Ayer has been closed to the public due to arsenic contamination. Arsenic was first discovered in the playground's wood structure and soil in 2007. The town is working to remediate the site and replace the playground structure.
https://twitter.com/wbznewsradio/status/1469997193482407939

decline into totalitarianism https://nicholatian.com/tyrell

every tragedy is nothing more than an opportunity to claw money.
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RT @bagder
Do you think log4j saw how heartbleed was the kickstarter that took openssl to funding levels never previously seen in the project and wanted to try the same model? Hm, is there another widely used component we could try this with...?
https://twitter.com/bagder/status/1469761130503487492