youve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for a fish inside of a raw turkey smoking a cigarette
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RT @myunclesmemes
Shoutout to my friend for giving me this image
https://twitter.com/myunclesmemes/status/1469949904080576517
RT @EricRichards22
Absurd. Just absurd.
Pay $7500 a year for the privilege of only having to pay another $8700.
That's going to get wiped out by a day surgery https://twitter.com/molson_hart/status/1469855700436373506
RT @EricRichards22
NPM just might be the worst thing that ever happened to programming. Worse than null
https://www.jackfranklin.co.uk/blog/check-in-your-node-dependencies/
I’m not, because I take my time and write good code. I make complex systems manageable with C*
C isn’t even suitable for such abstract abominations and you still blame it for killing Bambi. What gives?
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RT @deech
Who among us isn't jamming some bespoke little semantic thing inside a string just y'know for debugging purposes nbd and it's way faster than recompiling right?
https://twitter.com/deech/status/1469675648167862274
These bugs will continue to happen as long as you C shame people, too.
Ironic you all think you know what a footgun is while you continue to shoot yourselves in the for about C.
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RT @deech
The log4j thing is extra crushing because it's not some memory bug where you can C-shame people, just a stringly typed convenience feature that went awry. This will continue to happen until strings stop being the world's easiest (you know what I mean) …
https://twitter.com/deech/status/1469673904394448897
people really spin their heads over naming something across places like there aren’t more important things that need brainpower applied to them.
this is why you get log4j exploits.
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RT @adamwathan
Personally if I’m going to be forced by the language to add a layer of indirection, I’d rather use the exact same one on every project than have to invent a new one every single time 🙃
https://twitter.com/adamwathan/status/1469635026010652672
it’s mostly rent-seeking behaviour.
try contributing to one of these “open communities” while publishing your things independently. they will hate you the moment you show you’re not interested in uploading your stuff onto their organisations where they have mod powers.
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RT @EricRichards22
I sort of suspect that a lot of the people who piss and whine and bitch and moan about this the most don't actually do anything, but instead w…
https://twitter.com/EricRichards22/status/1469802406141698051
NARRATOR: it wasn’t the actual unnecessary layer of indirection, because unlike tailwind, it was merely a name.
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RT @adamwathan
“Tailwind is an unnecessary extra layer of abstraction, just use CSS.”
…as if having to invent some custom project specific class name like `.project-title-wrapper` just to assign `display: flex` isn’t the actual unnecessary layer of indirection 😵💫😄
https://twitter.com/adamwathan/status/1469635024534351879
RT @PHP_CEO
NOMINATIVE DETERMINISM IS THE HALLMARK OF A GREAT LEADER
what a waste of thought.
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RT @FathmanJim
You've got to like a language that absolutely refuses to compile tabs. #ziglang #IoT
https://twitter.com/FathmanJim/status/1383122882218258432
that attitude will earn you a first-class ticket to the ranks of zimbabwe and timor-leste.
blaming catastrophic failure of governance on the one guy who used to do anything before leaving your godforsaken state.
never change, cali.
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RT @GoodPoliticGuy
good morning
https://twitter.com/GoodPoliticGuy/status/1469676216861044740
what do you know about computing?