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youve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for a fish inside of a raw turkey smoking a cigarette
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RT @myunclesmemes
Shoutout to my friend for giving me this image
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RT @EricRichards22
Absurd. Just absurd.

Pay $7500 a year for the privilege of only having to pay another $8700.

That's going to get wiped out by a day surgery twitter.com/molson_hart/status

RT @EricRichards22
NPM just might be the worst thing that ever happened to programming. Worse than null

jackfranklin.co.uk/blog/check-

I’m not, because I take my time and write good code. I make complex systems manageable with C*

C isn’t even suitable for such abstract abominations and you still blame it for killing Bambi. What gives?
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RT @deech
Who among us isn't jamming some bespoke little semantic thing inside a string just y'know for debugging purposes nbd and it's way faster than recompiling right?
twitter.com/deech/status/14696

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These bugs will continue to happen as long as you C shame people, too.

Ironic you all think you know what a footgun is while you continue to shoot yourselves in the for about C.
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RT @deech
The log4j thing is extra crushing because it's not some memory bug where you can C-shame people, just a stringly typed convenience feature that went awry. This will continue to happen until strings stop being the world's easiest (you know what I mean) …
twitter.com/deech/status/14696

people really spin their heads over naming something across places like there aren’t more important things that need brainpower applied to them.

this is why you get log4j exploits.
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RT @adamwathan
Personally if I’m going to be forced by the language to add a layer of indirection, I’d rather use the exact same one on every project than have to invent a new one every single time 🙃
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it’s mostly rent-seeking behaviour.

try contributing to one of these “open communities” while publishing your things independently. they will hate you the moment you show you’re not interested in uploading your stuff onto their organisations where they have mod powers.
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RT @EricRichards22
I sort of suspect that a lot of the people who piss and whine and bitch and moan about this the most don't actually do anything, but instead w…
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NARRATOR: it wasn’t the actual unnecessary layer of indirection, because unlike tailwind, it was merely a name.
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RT @adamwathan
“Tailwind is an unnecessary extra layer of abstraction, just use CSS.”

…as if having to invent some custom project specific class name like `.project-title-wrapper` just to assign `display: flex` isn’t the actual unnecessary layer of indirection 😵‍💫😄
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RT @PHP_CEO
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOMEONE CALLED JASON HAS BEEN ENCODING AND DECODING DATA IN OUR APP. PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS

what a waste of thought.
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RT @FathmanJim
You've got to like a language that absolutely refuses to compile tabs.
twitter.com/FathmanJim/status/

what i wanna know is why theyre promoting the MP4 audio container format for AAC

that attitude will earn you a first-class ticket to the ranks of zimbabwe and timor-leste.

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blaming catastrophic failure of governance on the one guy who used to do anything before leaving your godforsaken state.

never change, cali.
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RT @GoodPoliticGuy
good morning
twitter.com/GoodPoliticGuy/sta

open source needs to realise that they are labour cows for FAANG and grow a brain.
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RT @FiloSottile
No one is paying the log4j2 maintainers!?

There is a whole page on the responsibilities of a @TheASF "Project Management Committee"... AND NO ONE IS PAYING THEM? apache.org/dev/pmc.html

Open Source needs to grow the hell up. Yesterday.

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