"I would gladly lay your souls to waste if I thought it would get me in a shorter line at the supermarket."

– from an Omni satire of a self-help guru, that I read in ~1989.

For some reason it came to mind while reading about Trump.
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RT @SecolaEdwards
@GeoRebekah Trump knows all about that DeSantis “win.” He’s going to spill the tea one day, too.
https://twitter.com/SecolaEdwards/status/1654300970308849664