An interesting thing about Cosmo is that my appeal fits tightly into certain demographics:
* people with cluster-B disorders treat me like half-chewed cat food. They have no interest in me at all.
* people who follow me on Mastodon tend to be intensely high-IQ, highly attractive, and extremely sexually gifted

I once happened to share a social circle with a stone-cold narcissist, and he seemed mildly annoyed whenever I existed in the same room as him. I try to be friends with literally every person I meet, but this narcissist dude acted genuinely disgusted by me.