Attempting a new method of inserting contact lenses I nickname “the clockwork orange technique” to try to figure out why they didn’t just tell me to do that

ah, blinking, I see. or don’t see actually

I really need a bright blue contact lens so that when I get one in and can’t get the other one in and take a break I can be sans

Something very aesthetic about having a single transhuman eye with enhanced vision

Done! It is nice that there is a single ritual I can do to restore my sight to better than 20/20 for a full day, even though currently it takes me 45 minutes and a great deal of poking myself in the eye

@TetraspaceGrouping Did you get hard ("Rigid Gas Permeable") lenses? I had both hard and soft before LASIK, and it was amazing how much more annoying hard was to get in.

Or maybe soft lenses are also hard for beginners, I don't really remember...