https://www.oblique-strategies.com/
This is closer to what I'm thinking, but I'm imagining fewer textures and maybe slightly more content, also some sort of navigation
Practical Typography is _very_ close, but I want about half as much or less content as is on this page. Although, this seems like maybe a good starting point, conceptually.
oh no i keep doing it. i keep adding links to my tweets even though that devalues them in the algo >:(